Oh how on Earth did it get like this? You’ve spent the last few weeks holed up in your room – the waste paper basket has spawned sentience and is evolving! The mountain of clothes in the corner is now a breeding ground for appalachian goats! Oh and your collection of amazing geek and pop culture memorabilia? Well that’s lost to the twilight zone of dust bunnies, dankness and dirt – it’s time to clean your room!
If any of that sounds familiar, hello fellow lazy geek! Well not lazy! Just super busy! So busy that cleaning isn’t a chore or necessity, it’s a waste of time… an inevitable, unavoidable waste of time! Get crackin’…
I’ll clean my room when hell freezes over and not a second sooner! Besides is it really that bad?
Okay fine! Mistaking your pile of rubbish for your bed is bad…
It’s comfortable though and sometimes they’re are edible snacks… don’t judge me!
It can’t be that bad!
Trash angels are just heaven’s way of… okay I’ll clean!
Let me just check something…
There’s a difference between planning and procrastinating… I just don’t know what it is! I’ll check the internet! Seriously, I’m checking the internet for just two seconds… oh look another super awesome article on TheArcade.ie better read that first!
If I can’t see it, it’s not really dirty!
Besides that’s what ‘under the bed’ was invented for!
Fine! I’ll clean properly… Mom!
Seriously my Mom gave me less grief when I was a kid! I’ll clean now okay!?
It’s not even that bad!
Is this underwear or cardboard?
Okay it might be bad…
How expensive are hazmat suits to buy? Oh on that note how hard is it to burn a used hazmat suit?
Cleaning is good for you plus you’re a domestic god/goddess!
Impromptu dance break!
You deserve this! Dance you little cleaning devil you! Dance!
Holy crap! This surface is so clean you can see your reflection! Oh it’s a mirror! Wait when did you get a mirror in your room!?
Three refuse sacks and two laundry hampers later…
That wasn’t that hard! Housework is a total doss!
Rinse and repeat!
Time to game, let me get a cup of tea and a sandwich oh and I need to change outfit for no apparent reason. I’ll just put my clothes in a pile here and this time I definitely won’t let them take root into the carpet!
This time it will be totally different!
Editor-in-Chief, part-time super villain and hoarder of cats. If you can’t find me writing, I’m probably in the kitchen!