They are walking celebrity time-bombs, chock full of raging hormones, shoved on stage by over bearing parents and they love it! These pint size celebrities are some of the worlds biggest child stars around at the moment but you won’t see any Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus on this list! These kids are famous for all the wrong reasons, from disastrous musical careers to worldwide humiliation we take a look at kids who’ve made a name for themselves before they’ve even starting wearing big people clothes!
Rebecca Black – Friday
Rebecca is the girl we love to hate to love.. that makes sense right? She is the top of our list with a career that is based not on loyal fans, a video with over 66 million views not because it is a masterpiece, the fiesty 13 year old girl from Orange County, California. Her debut single has been dubbed ‘the worst song ever’ by critics from all over the world and unfortunately it’s not hard to see why, here is just a snipped of the lyrics…
“Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?“
If she doesn’t hurry up and get into the car, she’s going to be late for school! Despite all the negative feedback she received little Rebecca will continue on her career notably supported by Chris Brown and the second worst thing to happen to music, Simon Cowell.
CJ Fam – Ordinary Pop Star
We don’t know whether CJ is kicking herself or on her knees thanking her God but either way this little pop Diva has been pushed into near obscurity by her singer rival Rebecca. Both under the same record company, CJ released her track in or around the same time frame as Ms. Black, both videos feature the girls just trying to be ‘ordinary girls’ but that’s where the similarities end… oh no wait they are both autotuned into sounding like a bag of rabid cats fighting in a sack cloth bag that is on fire and sinking to the bottom of the ocean! (Yes we are aware of the laws of physics… sort of!) CJ looks a futurisitic version of Shirley Temple, airbrushed and pinched into the perfect pop star diva – obnoxious, sounds terrible and has aspirations of ruining music for everyone… move over Britney!
Richard Gale – Getting owned!
Famous for all the wrong reasons, Richard Gale, the pint sized macho 12yr old shot to internet stardom after a video he featured in went viral! If you are a bit squeamish or are easily upset then you may not want to watch the above video. 16yr old Casey, the large boy, is struck repeatedly in the face by his bully until he finally loses his cool and unleashes one almighty blow to the bully, grabbing him and slamming him to the ground before walking off. While we are totally against bullying in any forms, we can’t condone Caseys actions against the little sh*t who tormented him. Standing up for yourself is important but there are other ways to do it!
You can now watch both boys reactions to the video and what really happened…
Little Asian Boy – Inappropriate dancing
We are pretty sure that this is inappropriate, not just odd but actually a little wrong! Yes, this would be a cute family movie but this little fellow has clocked up millions of hits world wide for his outfits, his moves and even his guts! Many are taking inspiration from the little guy to be who they are and be proud of it but we can’t still help but feel that dressing your child up or allowing him to dress up like one of the ‘sexy’ dancers in Burlesque or any pop video for that matter and posting it online can be easily misinterpreted – no matter how well he can dance!
