So you’ve drank your weight in cheap Cognac, gorged on Mince pies and you’ve smoked several knock-off cigars, all in the name and spirit of welcoming in the New Year. A fine start to the new year but not the best, so we are here to get you back on track and to save you the trouble of reading all those self-help books your friends threw at you over the Christmas period, we’ve gathered some of the better YouTube videos to help you kick yourself up the arse and get a move on.
Getting your first video out to the people – UnastellarKavanagh
So the clock strikes midnight and you’re doing what?
a) Stumbling home to harass your parents fuelled by Dutch courage?
b) Huddle in a corner with a flashlight and wait for… THE END?
c) You make your first YouTube video of 2011
Well if you are UnastellarKavanagh that’s what you do and three cheers for the girl for getting her priorities, shame on the rest of us for not being so proactive!
Workout for New Years – EmpowerYourBody
So you failed to do your new vlog, that you swore to your loyal viewers (Auntie Mary and that one person who clings to everything you say in a desperate attempt for you to like nay love them) but that was only a minor setback. You still have a list a mile long of resolutions and goals so you better get working on being fit and shedding the Christmas bulge!
Quit Smoking – FLPMumbai
Smoking 30 a day is beginning to catch up with you, you sound like a blender chopping up granite pebbles; you smell like a mouldy ashtray and don’t even ask us what you taste like! Tired of coughing up hairballs and spending your hard earned cash on cigarettes well it’s time to quit!
Cats New Year’s Resolutions – Furballfables
Even cats have to make a few promises to themselves and this little guy sure has his priorities sorted. Maybe the rest of us could take a leaf of his book and not set our goals too high…
