Interview – Siennadenima / Jiz
Ok before you scroll through and laugh yourself to death, we should warn you that this interview may contain material that some readers may find offensive or disturbing. We realise that the videos and points expressed in this article are not to everyones tastes so if you are of a sensitive nature or you don’t have a dark sense of humour then it is probably best that you stop reading this article and go look over some of our other stuff!
You have been warned!
Everyone who grew up in the late 80’s and early 90’s should recognise Jem, she was the pop singer do gooder who had a successful band ‘Jem and the Holograms’, had a powerful computer and a life full of adventure. If you don’t recognise Jem then you will have to remember the Golden Girls, four ladies on the other side of youth living in a retirement community who got up to all sorts of mischief! No?
Well maybe you’ve heard of Jiz or the Golden Shower Girls? Does the YouTube username Siennadenima ring a bell? An account packed with some of the most outrageous, scandalous and hilarious videos online! We’ve seen every video on the channel multiple times and we’ve shown them to as many people as possible! We can sing the songs, imitate the voices and we’ve even googled some of the stuff we didn’t understand (our innocence wiped out!).
We catch up with the mind behind the videos and in an exclusive Irish first, we catch up with Jiz, fresh from her tour with the Mammograms…
Again…we are warning you that not everyone will find this funny!
Well it’s probably best if you can tell us a little bit about the person behind the YouTube channel?
A disgusting failed abortion that crawled it’s way out of the dumpster to take back America!
Where did the idea for the videos come from?
I’ve always wanted to dub over he Golden Girls. After I did my first Golden Shower Girls Video, Jem and the Hologram my other hero from the 80’s seemed like a logical conclusion.
How long does a video take you to churn out?
Some videos take a few days, some I mull over for months and months.
Is it just you doing all the voices or are there other cast members?
It is all one person. In the first golden shower girls and the first jiz video, there are two people that lend a voice to Raul, the Presenter, Asha, and girl on the Bike. Other than that it is all voiced, edited and perverted by good old Sienna D’Enema.
How do you come up with the adventures for Jiz and the Golden Shower Girls?
I usually just start watching through episodes and start randomly talking over them while drunk or high. Once inspiration hits, I go from there.
Our interview with Siennadenima is cut short when Jiz bursts into the conversation proclaiming herself and flipping a table over…
Jiz, you seem to have taken over the internet – what is the secret to your success?
I have an abortion for Breakfast, An abortion for lunch and a sensible shitty panty for dinner. It keeps me young and fresh!
We have to ask about the Mammograms, rumours are circulating that the group is falling apart – care to elaborate?
The mammograms are nothing without Jiz. Let Kimber try to Kyke out or let Asha try to decompose in the ground. In the end, they know that if they fuck it up, I’ll just have to give the Mammograms a mastectomy.
Is there still a shortage of Special K in LA?
Yes! Ever since I killed my dealer with Hep C, I can’t find it anywhere!
Is there anyone out there at the moment that you’d like to collaborate with on your next track?
I’d love to collaborate with Michelle Bachman’s husband. I think he’d be a hoot to do a gay conversion episode with. Other than that, I’d seriously love to work Chloe Sevigny. Either the man version…or the one played by Drew Droege.
Do you have any advice for our readers…about anything?
When life gives you lemons, make sure to go out and emotionally destroy everyone you know.
Finally if you were trapped in an Arcade for eternity, what one game would you play to pass the time?
Ass-teroids, of course.
Now no more questions, or I’LL KILLLL YOUUUU….
Editor-in-Chief, part-time super villain and hoarder of cats. If you can’t find me writing, I’m probably in the kitchen!
