It seems cats have become quite popular in terms of modern day pets. They’re fairly independent critters who’ll happily lounge about on their own and they generally don’t need to be walked the way you would a dog. However, if you look after one you’ll also generally know that for all the fuzzy companionship cats are frankly cute, domineering assholes. When the mood strikes them they will rain down unholy horror upon your geek world.
Cosplay Catastrophe
Oh? You’ve left some important cosplay pieces to the last minute? You’ve a glue gun on the table? There happens to be glitter? Hah, and you only need to leave the room long enough to flip the switch on the kettle?
Yeah, so, good luck with that my friend.
Writing: It’s all fluff anyway!
If you’ve a cat and laptop you’ll know that depending on their moods the laptop will either be your feline friends greatest love or their mortal enemy.
You will no doubt in your lifetime need to have some part of your laptop repaired or replaced thanks to their not so gentle attentions.
But you can’t help loving them. The little shits.
And they know it.
Lock up your children by the way. Cats and kids may prove to be the most destructive force known to man if they were ever to unite. The cat knocks your newly made worbla breast plate off the counter and your toddler picks it up and tries to flush it.
Fear them!
Organising Your Collection
Bookshelves and cats are the equivalent of dynamite and matches. Cats like to climb and it’s basically a giant cat gym complete with self-contained, tree infused scratching material. Or books as we like to call them. Try displaying your comic book collection around these forces of destruction.
Defeat
Then they look at you with those eyes and you realize no comic, no cosplay, no story means more than their stupid little small animal murdering faces.
Oh, my icy heart.
It seems like we’re all just slaves to the cute.
Awwwww, look he’s eating off chopsticks.
As a species I think we’re all pretty much doomed.
