Pokémon is evil! Seriously! Well no not seriously but according to this Pastor it’s a gateway to the occult, witchcraft and other such dark and evil things!
Now I’ve been playing Pokémon on and off really since it first hit the shelves. I’ve spent a small island’s fortune on toys, collectibles and stickers! Last time I checked I wasn’t sacrificing any small children to the great God Mewtwo or trying to summon a Jinx using sheep’s blood.
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