December is finally upon us and with it all things merry and cheerful and bright. We all know Christmas time can be a time of wonder; it can be a period of excitement and ecstatic joy. But you know what? Like anything we love and ultimately look forward to, it can go belly up. And when it fails, it fails hard, folks.
Thankfully, the invention of cameras have allowed us to capture and almost immortalize these events, and in the case of EwTube, to gather these videos in one joyous place.
Bad Lighting
If there was ever a reason to make absolutely positive that the team putting up your towns Christmas lights was looked after financially, spiritually and emotionally, it’s going to be this video right here. But even I have to admit that there’s probably more skill involved in this fail than your average.
That Mid-Christmas Hump
There’s something to be said for that nostalgic fresh smell that comes with an authentic Christmas tree. However, there’s absolutely no shame in having someone else cut down that tree and subsequently buying it from them. Less effort, fewer mistakes and waaaaay less embarrassment.
Disaster Meows
As all cat owners will tell you, Christmas and cats have often had a turbulent relationship. If there’s some advice I can give you it would be this: If your cat is climbing your Christmas tree, retrieve the cat. No good will come from the partnership. Except perhaps a really funny video. Actually, on second thought. Go ahead. Grab the camera. I’m gonna get me some snacks.
No Puppy For Christmas
There are a number of things cycling through my mind at this. So many questions. So many, many questions. Why is this a toy and Is this meant for children? Is it meant for children who were perhaps wanting a puppy a few minutes before? Will they ever want a puppy again after hearing that sound? Why is the poop yellow? These are my questions.
Avert Your Eyes Children
Learn from these people. Laugh and learn. Do not repeat the mistakes of Christmas decorating past.
