My whiskey soaked head and my chocolate packed stomach are the embodiment of regret! I’m sitting here and the sun is baking everyone who has rushed out to grab the last drop of sunshine the country will see for the rest of the year! Not me though, I’m here wallowing in self-loathing and imaging what could have been… who would I have been this morning if I didn’t wake up a hangover and a stomach ache?!
Fear not thoug and don’t rush to my rescue, I’ve surrounded myself with the comfort black that all these artists recorded songs about their own regrets and that’s comforting enough! So on with my playlist!
Lady Gaga – Dope
She needs someone more than drugs, I just need some disprin! Life is cruel Lady Gaga… life is cruel!
Marina and the Diamonds – Forget
You’re broke! Consumed with regret! It’s like Marina and I are the same person, wonder if she spent her money on Jameson and Wispa Easter eggs too?
What I’ve Done – Linkin Park
Literally asking myself this question all day as I stumble through my message history!
ABBA – One of Us
If the US in this Abba classic were my stomach and head trust me when I say it’s both of them who’re crying and they’re both wishing they were somewhere else!
Street Fighter Assassin’s Fist – Ken’s Theme
Trust me when I say this is probably the best song to sum up my regret for today! Street Fighter movies marathon… yup regret that I do!
TLC – Waterfalls
Oh yeah you know what thing’s aren’t so bad I mean the people in this TLC video have it way worse than I do… and I didn’t even think that was possible!
Edith Piaf – Non, Je ne regrette rien
You know what Edith’s right and for this last song you should envision me draped in my blankets standing awkwardly on my bed full of determination and pride. Until I realise it’s after 6pm and my day is lost… oh well!
Editor-in-Chief, part-time super villain and hoarder of cats. If you can’t find me writing, I’m probably in the kitchen!
