Like it or not, we are Irish (unless you’re not, I guess) and part of being Irish is knowing that the annual fast of Lent is serious business. That said, it’s important to be realistic about your goals and there’s no point writing cheques that you’re blasphemous ass can’t cash. As ever, we here at The Arcade are here to help with our guide to the 40 things you probably shouldn’t even think about giving up. Take note.
40. Adventure Time reruns
Who needs real friends when these guys can be your besties!
39. Board Games
Nothing says quality time like trashing your mates at fun, family games!
38. League of Legends
‘I can’t quit you…’ springs to mind! I just can’t give up on LoL
When cats finally take over the world, and they will at least this will serve as proof of my allegiance!
36. Planning cosplays
‘Cos I need to look for more clothes of any kind
35. Disney movies
What can I say sometimes I want to feel like I can be a princess!
34. Netflix binging
Lazily letting it continue to the next video
All carbs should come in pizza form!
32. Video Games
Because outside is overrated.
Honey, nobody got time to sleep.
Because it’s better than television
29. Comic Books
28. Witty One Liners
You’re reading one right now.
Where else would you find such quality content?
26. The Internet
Because how else would you get to The-Arcade.ie?
25. Spider Man
Soc tried to quit one year but ended up with a letter printed in the comic. True story.
The poetry of our time. They say it better than we ever could.
Music is awesome.
Music is still awesome even when you can’t get online.
Is there anything it can’t do?
Because we’d be late for everything without it.
Ross gets to inflict his accent on as many people as he wants.
Because what isn’t made better with the addition of a meaty slice of heaven?
19. Irn Bru
Pure gold; nuclear-orange nectar of the gods.
18. Slick Headphones
When the world around you just needs to step off.
Gotta catch ’em all. Or die trying.
No, not just penises.
Because gifs are the lifeblood of the fangirl
No explanation needed.
Did we mention we’re loving this right now?
12. Social Media
When you want to be social, but don’t want to go outside.
11. Replaying Final Fantasy
Because they still haven’t made one better than IX.
Because we’re Irish.
9. The U.S Office
If you don’t know, you haven’t watched it right.
Because you should be watching Nisekoi right now.
7. Ben & Jerry’s
There are few things in the world as majestic as the fruits of Ben and Jerry’s labours.
If you don’t get this one, go have a shower right now. You probably smell.
Because how else would we know what to think?
Bleep bleep bloop bleep
2. Jelly Snakes
Don’t even try to deny it.
1. Your phone
Our windows on the world.
Anything we missed? Let us know in the comments!