A few weeks after we started TheArcade.ie our tiny office was flooded with letters looking for help. An outpouring from readers around the world desperate for advice and guidance. Unable to deal with the volume, we just ignored them hoping they would go away. They haven’t! So in an effort to deal with our problem we’ve decided to bring in some help to fix it!
This is ‘Dear Arcade…’ and these are genuine letters from genuine sources about genuine problems!
Enjoy!
Letter #1 Not So Sunnydale
Letter #2 – Everyone’s A Freak
Editor-in-Chief, part-time super villain and hoarder of cats. If you can’t find me writing, I’m probably in the kitchen!
Letter #1 Not So Sunnydale
Dear Arcade…
I’m a Freshman at Sunnydale High! Go Razorbacks! Anyway I’m a little anxious about starting High School.
I’m not sure I’ll fit in exactly! I have a very severe allergy to sunlight and as a result a very strict diet plan to ensure I get the required nutrients to survive.
I really don’t want my condition to weird people out or draw any unnecessary attention to myself.
I need your help!
Yours,
Not A Vampire!
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Dear Not A Vampire…
High School can be tough! I hope the construction repairs are coming along well on the school’s west wing. You couldn’t pay me to go back there! In fact the only way you’d get me to set foot on campus would be some sort of demonic possession or something! I’d hate to be in your shoes. All said and done if you want to survive Sunnydale High then your best bet is to befriend and cling to a girl called Buffy! She’s been known to pal around and even hook up with people of your disposition and skin complexion!
All else fails, just leave and we’ll try out your own spin-off series! That worked well for that other non-vampire guy Buffy knew!
All the best,
The Arcade
Editor-in-Chief, part-time super villain and hoarder of cats. If you can’t find me writing, I’m probably in the kitchen!
