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Gif Essay: Geek Clutter

Gif Essay: Geek Clutter

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Oh how on Earth did it get like this? You’ve spent the last few weeks holed up in your room – the waste paper basket has spawned sentience and is evolving! The mountain of clothes in the corner is now a breeding ground for appalachian goats! Oh and your collection of amazing geek and pop culture memorabilia? Well that’s lost to the twilight zone of dust bunnies, dankness and dirt – it’s time to clean your room!

If any of that sounds familiar, hello fellow lazy geek! Well not lazy! Just super busy! So busy that cleaning isn’t a chore or necessity, it’s a waste of time… an inevitable, unavoidable waste of time! Get crackin’…

Oh wait…
Bargain

I’ll clean my room when hell freezes over and not a second sooner! Besides is it really that bad?

Okay fine! Mistaking your pile of rubbish for your bed is bad…

TIME TO CLEAN

It’s comfortable though and sometimes they’re are edible snacks… don’t judge me!

It can’t be that bad!

Its Not Clutter Its Art

Trash angels are just heaven’s way of… okay I’ll clean!

Let me just check something…

Grand Plans

There’s a difference between planning and procrastinating… I just don’t know what it is! I’ll check the internet! Seriously, I’m checking the internet for just two seconds… oh look another super awesome article on TheArcade.ie better read that first!

If I can’t see it, it’s not really dirty!

WHAT YOULL REALLY DO

Besides that’s what ‘under the bed’ was invented for!

Fine! I’ll clean properly… Mom!

ITS NOT DIRTY

Seriously my Mom gave me less grief when I was a kid! I’ll clean now okay!?

It’s not even that bad!

IT Will Be Fine

Is this underwear or cardboard?

Okay it might be bad…

DustingOH CRAP ITS BAD

How expensive are hazmat suits to buy? Oh on that note how hard is it to burn a used hazmat suit?

Cleaning is good for you plus you’re a domestic god/goddess!

GET YOUR CLEAN ON

Okay maybe you’re just a pleb in an apron but you still look great!LOOK LIKE THIS

Impromptu dance break!

MUSIC BREAK

You deserve this! Dance you little cleaning devil you! Dance!

Almost there!

THIS EASY

Holy crap! This surface is so clean you can see your reflection! Oh it’s a mirror! Wait when did you get a mirror in your room!?

Three refuse sacks and two laundry hampers later…

Finished

That wasn’t that hard! Housework is a total doss!

Rinse and repeat!

ALL DONE

Time to game, let me get a cup of tea and a sandwich oh and I need to change outfit for no apparent reason. I’ll just put my clothes in a pile here and this time I definitely won’t let them take root into the carpet!

This time it will be totally different!

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